HAHAH KIM RIVERA, SEE THIS NOW. 

gioespinuevaa:

Oh, Scarlett Johansson…. 

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Ben & Jerry’s Euphori-Lock, An Ice Cream Pint Combination Lock

“Ben & Jerry’s Euphori-Lock is a combination lock to keep other people out of your favorite pint of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. The Euphori-Lock is available to purchase from Ben & Jerry’s online store. 

I’m terribly sorry but there is no “u” in “my pint”.

Here’s more information about the Euphori-Lock from a 2002 Ben & Jerry’s press release:

Worried the dessert desperados have their eyes on your favorite ice cream flavor? Hate to leave home for fear of cold-hearted pint-nappers? Tired of vain attempts to conceal your favorite passion behind the frozen peas? Ben & Jerry’s wants YOU to breathe easier!

The all-new Euphori-Lock from Ben & Jerry’s is designed to promote family harmony – and salvage your peace of mind!

“This delightfully tongue-in-cheek concept actually came from one of our customers, who suggested we start selling our ice cream in stainless steel containers with little padlocks on them,” smiles Katie O’Brien, Ben & Jerry’s Merchandise Maven and the brains that brought Euphori-lock from delightful daydream to rugged reality.

The Euphori-Lock is a tenacious two-part plastic security ring that slips around your pint’s upper lid for “udder” peace of mind. And not to worry – it comes complete with an easy-to-remember secret code when you’re ready to unlock your favorite treat!

Oh my god this is brilliant. 

beeetong:

Suicune.